:Don't pick it up I say :Unless you can throw it away :Don't pick it up I say :You're gonna be bummed that you went that way {{Tukanowe}}
You're out there makin' bacon
No scrutiny
You mess around too much
And you got VD
You know you never think
And you're sore today
You're gonna take it back to California
:Don't pick it up I say Unless you can throw it awayDon't pick it up I sayYou're gonna be bummed that you went that way ...
My friend was kinda hurtin'
For a girl to try
He saw one that looked like Pat
On Saturday Night Live
It had a pair of thingies
But a mustache too
Not clearly male nor female
So now what to do
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