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''Autor: '''The Offspring'''''
<poem>Untem, gliben, glaussen, glauben
:Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)
:Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)
You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well, he makes up in denial
He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass
:So don't debate, a player straight...
Now he's getting a tattoo yeah
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13' but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip
:The world loves wannabes
:Let's get some more wannabes (hey, hey)
:Do that brand new thing! ----</poem>
== Wersja żydowska ==
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''Słowa: '''Wersja żydowskaWeird Al Yankovic'''''
:How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)
Our temple's had a fair share
Of rabbis in the past
But most of them were nudniks
And none of them would last
But our new guy's real kosher
I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for
He really knows his shtick
:So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
He shops at discount stores
Not just any will sufice
He has to find a bargain
'Cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshugga
And he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle
Oy, he'll make you such a deal!
:People used to scoff, now they say ''mazel tov!''
:He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
:Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
:What's not to like? What's not to like?
:On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
:And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise
:Put on your yarmulka and (hey, hey)
:Do that Hebrew thing!
When he's doing a bar mitzvah
Now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always shlep on down
For a wedding or a briss
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah
He's really quite hhhhhip
The parents pay the moyl
And he gets to keep the tip
:How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)...
:Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho
:The one you got for Chanukah
:Let's put on our yarmulkas and (hey, hey)
:Do that Hebrew thing!</poem>
[[Kategoria: Judaica]]
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