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Pretty Fly

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'''''Wersja oryginalna'''''{{YT|url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AltMeuPkWRs}}
''Autor: '''The Offspring'''''
[[Grafika:Pretty fly.jpg|right|500px|And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly]]
 
 
:Untem, gliben, glaussen, glauben
<poem>Untem, gliben, glaussen, glauben
:Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)
:Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)
You know it's kind of hard
 
Just to get along today
 
Our subject isn't cool
 
But he fakes it anyway
 
He may not have a clue
 
And he may not have style
 
But everything he lacks
 
Well, he makes up in denial
He needs some cool tunes
 
Not just any will suffice
 
But they didn't have Ice Cube
 
So he bought Vanilla Ice
 
Now cruising in his pinto, he sees homies as he pass
 
But if he looks twice
 
They're gonna kick his lily ass
 
:So don't debate, a player straight...
Now he's getting a tattoo yeah
 
He's gettin' ink done
 
He asked for a '13' but they drew a '31'
 
Friends say he's trying too hard
 
And he's not quite hip
 
But in his own mind
 
He's the, he's the dopest trip
:The world loves wannabes
:Let's get some more wannabes (hey, hey)
:Do that brand new thing!  ----</poem>
== Wersja żydowska ==
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[[Grafika:Rodzina-tez-sie-modli.jpg|right|400px|Rodzina też się modli]]
''Słowa: '''Wersja żydowskaWeird Al Yankovic'''''
''Autor: '''Weird Al Yankovic'''''[[Grafika:Rodzina-tez-sie-modli.jpg|right|300px|Rodzina też się modli]]  :<poem>Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
:How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)
Our temple's had a fair share
 
Of rabbis in the past
 
But most of them were nudniks
 
And none of them would last
 
But our new guy's real kosher
 
I think he'll do the trick
 
I tell ya, he's to die for
 
He really knows his shtick
 
:So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
He shops at discount stores
 
Not just any will sufice
 
He has to find a bargain
 
'Cause he won't pay retail price
 
He never acts meshugga
 
And he's hardly a schlemiel
 
But if you wanna haggle
 
Oy, he'll make you such a deal!
:People used to scoff, now they say ''mazel tov!''
 
:He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
 
:Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
 
:What's not to like? What's not to like?
 
:On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
 
:And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise
 
:Put on your yarmulka and (hey, hey)
 
:Do that Hebrew thing!
When he's doing a bar mitzvah
 
Now that you shouldn't miss
 
He'll always shlep on down
 
For a wedding or a briss
 
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah
 
He's really quite hhhhhip
 
The parents pay the moyl
 
And he gets to keep the tip
:How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)...
 
:Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho
:The one you got for Chanukah
:Let's put on our yarmulkas and (hey, hey)
:Do that Hebrew thing!</poem>
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