Pretty Fly
Wersja oryginalna
Autor: The Offspring
- Untem, gliben, glaussen, glauben
- Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)
- Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)
- Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)
- And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
- (for a white guy)
- Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, seis
You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well, he makes up in denial
- So don't debate, a player straight
- You know he really doesn't get it anyway
- Gonna play the field, keep it real
- But for you no way, for you no way
- So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
- At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
- The world needs wannabes, so (hey, hey)
- Do that brand new thing!
- Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)...
He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass
- So don't debate, a player straight...
Now he's getting a tattoo yeah
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13' but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip
- Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)...
- Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis
- So don't debate, a player straight...
- The world loves wannabes
- Let's get some more wannabes (hey, hey)
- Do that brand new thing!
Wersja żydowska
Autor: Weird Al Yankovic
- Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
- How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)
- How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)
- How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)
- And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly
- (for a rabbi)
- Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho
Our temple's had a fair share
Of rabbis in the past
But most of them were nudniks
And none of them would last
But our new guy's real kosher
I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for
He really knows his shtick
- So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
- Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
- Working like a dog at the synagogue
- He's there all day, he's there all day
- Just say vay iz mir! and he'll kick into gear
- He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
- Just grab your yarmulka and (hey, hey)
- Do that Hebrew thing!
- How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)...
He shops at discount stores
Not just any will sufice
He has to find a bargain
'Cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshugga
And he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle
Oy, he'll make you such a deal!
- People used to scoff, now they say mazel tov!
- He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
- Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
- What's not to like? What's not to like?
- On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
- And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise
- Put on your yarmulka and (hey, hey)
- Do that Hebrew thing!
When he's doing a bar mitzvah
Now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always shlep on down
For a wedding or a briss
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah
He's really quite hhhhhip
The parents pay the moyl
And he gets to keep the tip
- How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)...
- Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho
- He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
- The yentas love him, even shiksas think he's swell
- Show up at his home, he says shalom
- And Have some cake – you want some cake?
- Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
- Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz
- So grab your yarmulka
- The one you got for Chanukah
- Let's put on our yarmulkas and (hey, hey)
- Do that Hebrew thing!