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Wersja oryginalna

Autor: The Offspring

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly


Untem, gliben, glaussen, glauben
Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)
Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)
Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
(for a white guy)
Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, seis

You know it's kind of hard

Just to get along today

Our subject isn't cool

But he fakes it anyway

He may not have a clue

And he may not have style

But everything he lacks

Well, he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
But for you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes, so (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing!
Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)...

He needs some cool tunes

Not just any will suffice

But they didn't have Ice Cube

So he bought Vanilla Ice

Now cruising in his pinto, he sees homies as he pass

But if he looks twice

They're gonna kick his lily ass


So don't debate, a player straight...

Now he's getting a tattoo yeah

He's gettin' ink done

He asked for a '13' but they drew a '31'

Friends say he's trying too hard

And he's not quite hip

But in his own mind

He's the, he's the dopest trip

Give it to me baby (uh-huh uh-huh)...
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis
So don't debate, a player straight...
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing!




Wersja żydowska

Autor: Weird Al Yankovic

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Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)
How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)
How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly
(for a rabbi)
Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho

Our temple's had a fair share

Of rabbis in the past

But most of them were nudniks

And none of them would last

But our new guy's real kosher

I think he'll do the trick

I tell ya, he's to die for

He really knows his shtick


So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Working like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say vay iz mir! and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Just grab your yarmulka and (hey, hey)
Do that Hebrew thing!
How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)...

He shops at discount stores

Not just any will sufice

He has to find a bargain

'Cause he won't pay retail price

He never acts meshugga

And he's hardly a schlemiel

But if you wanna haggle

Oy, he'll make you such a deal!

People used to scoff, now they say mazel tov!
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What's not to like? What's not to like?
On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulka and (hey, hey)
Do that Hebrew thing!

When he's doing a bar mitzvah

Now that you shouldn't miss

He'll always shlep on down

For a wedding or a briss

They say he's got a lot of chutzpah

He's really quite hhhhhip

The parents pay the moyl

And he gets to keep the tip

How ya doin' Bernie? (Oy vey, oy vey)...
Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho
He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shiksas think he's swell
Show up at his home, he says shalom
And Have some cake – you want some cake?
Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz
So grab your yarmulka
The one you got for Chanukah
Let's put on our yarmulkas and (hey, hey)
Do that Hebrew thing!